Funny Health Slogans

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I am dying with the help of too many physicians.

I am dying with the help of too many physicians

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I don’t jog. If I die I want to be sick.

I don’t jog. If I die I want to be sick

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Seven Days Without Exercise Makes One Weak.

Seven Days Without Exercise Makes One Weak

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Eat the best, leave the rest.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, an onion a day keeps everyone away

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

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Eat to live not live to eat.

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Health is not appreciated until sickness comes.

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Healthy hearts keep the beat.

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Eat right, or go into the light 🙂

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Double your cup double your butt

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Try going to the gym without saying it on Facebook!

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